And now for something completely different: a random poem about space

Space is a place
called Space
It has Asteroids
Not to be confused with Astronauts
With hemorrhoids
Do Astronauts get those?
Only in Space do they know!
Space has Stars
And Mars
And Planets
And when people read this poem
they will tell me to Can It.
But most of all
which is better than a trip to the mall
It is nice that Space
happens to rhyme with Place.